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Page's Gimp

Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.
Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine

Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013
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cunt gimp

An idiotic character that displays cuntish behaviour while wearing various masks, usually that of a pig or goat, also known as silly cunt or gimpy
by Cuntgimp February 23, 2017
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Gimp Gland

An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.
Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.

I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.
by Paulipicus Johnston February 11, 2018
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river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.
Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me
by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017
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Tory Gimp

The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".
Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.
by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019
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Gimp lord

Someone who has reached ultimate gimpness because they are such an overall dumbass.
Jessica: Did you hear Connor broke his skateboard again?
Tyrone: What a fucking gimp lord.
by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018
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Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.
John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”
by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021
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