Sad excuse of a living person

Gavin.

This guy is a sad excuse of a living person

by Gordon Adams June 4, 2025

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excuse Me, excUuse mUe, excusE mE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

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pathetic excuse

the evies

the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025

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Excuse

a term that your mom, boss, dad, and anyone superior to you will call any of your logical reasons for not doing something because they are a stupid bitch and can go eat a dick.

mom: did you pick up the dogs shit?

son: sorry mom, i broke my wrist on a lightpost and then fell into 20 thumbtacks that were covered in salt and hand sanitiser

mom: cut it with the fucking excuses!

by ItsKeggii December 8, 2020

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Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

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