Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

fluff dud

A person that is gay but does not dress like a stereotypical gay or a straight person who does dress like a gay

Hey jack, i didn't know that kevin was gay.
Oh he's not. He is just a fluff dud.

by Tightrope June 5, 2018

DUD

A old man that doesn’t have a life. Nothing to worry about. Acts like a high school girl. Likes to blast but can’t take it back. A ticket

I think JDOG is a dud

by Dontcarehair April 6, 2022

done a duds

Doing a Duds: when you fuck up something that is impossible to fuck up in any way

Person1: hey can you hold this cup for me

Person2: yeah sure. (drops it on the floor)
Person1: oh God he's done a Duds

by TITCAM June 26, 2014

Dud

Something you say when someone is acting cringy or stupid. It could also be used if someone makes a bad joke.

Person A- whips or dabs

Person B- DUDDD

by yungboy2 July 18, 2018

crack your duds

Australian Slang for shitting your pants.

Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.

by Captain Gary February 7, 2020

Milf Dud

The ugly daughter of a super hot mom

Her mom is smoking hot but she is a Milf Dud.

by It’s.just.TDB April 19, 2024