Connor

Small dick

Girl 1: I slept with that guy last night
Girl 2: Wow, how was it?
Girl 1: Not great, he's a connor

by Adolf Fopdoodle February 26, 2019

Connor

Lover of hounds; hound nobleman

Hey Connor, how was that bitch last night? | Oh it was great, I'm living up to my name

by I dont know.. July 18, 2010

Connor

A fat sweaty retard with the means of doing nothing but viguriously masturbate all day watching 24 hour long jelking compilations. If you see or meet a Connor, you will immediately feel a sense of regret and remorse for the parents who have birthed them. Consulting an obortionist if it isn't too late to remove this useless seed is the best tip I could provide.

Man #1: Have you met Connor?
Man #2: I'd rather kill myself.

by memeware March 19, 2018

Connor

Connor is awesome. He's cute and funny and super smart. He looks great in red t-shirts and always eats a peach in the morning. His hair is short. All the girls are in love with him. He plays multiple varsity sports, therefore he spends a lot of his time in locker rooms. Connor is a good big brother. Connor is a son who kisses his mom before school. Connor reads novels and listens to music on the bus.

Damn, he's hot. Must be a Connor.

by Blunt_Honesty_by_C June 28, 2014

Connor

A smart and awesome man.

That is a Connor over there.

by Hi, Connor! March 7, 2017

Connor

The act of conning, fooling, tricking, or duping some poor shmuck.

Wow, you sure pulled a connor on that guy.

by Chad Spencer December 9, 2007

connor

a man who loves chicken caesar too much

connor: guys i ran out of money for chicken caesar can you help me out
friends: fuck off connor you already ate 9

by niggers are cool July 5, 2019