Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

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brown eye motorboat

When a man sits on a girl's face and farts on her boobs

I brown eye motorboated my wife last night.

by Dud9996 February 24, 2022

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The most common eye color in the real world, but the most unspoken and unappreciated in art and literature.

Never think they are boring, they shine in the sunlight when you can't see them!
Eyes Brown, dark and romantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic

I wish I didn't have brown eyes. They look so boring.

by trulyali November 22, 2021

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Brown Eye

A slang word for butthole

Me and Kelly did anal last night. I stuck it in her brown eye.

by Brown Eye Mike June 23, 2022

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southern brown eye

Another name for the bootyhole

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.

by YD724 May 9, 2025

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Sauron’s Brown Eye

The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.

I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.

by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024

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