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Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010
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minty burrito

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.
Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.
by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011
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Night burrito

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight
by Watahell September 29, 2018
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Regret burrito

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014
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Burrito Bread

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?
by jayzuss December 1, 2011
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Burrito Skin

Noun
US
informal
slang

-flour tortilla wrapper

Typically used by impoverished or uncultured American citizens to refer to flour tortilla wrappers.
Jerry keeps eating my burrito skins. How am I supposed to make burritos?
by TheDoktor February 3, 2017
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burrito stratification

The arrangement of burrito ingredients in an orderly fashion, such that entire bites or sections are one ingredient. Can occur radially and axially.
I just got a mouth-full of cilantro because this Moe's burrista doesn't understand he's creating burrito stratification.
by Nucleardictionary May 19, 2018
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