kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo
"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"
by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008
mugGet the kiddy catchermug.

fxp-kiddie

1.) Someone with no penis, that the only way they get pleasure is by fxping something and winning a race since they can never ever pleasure a girl.
1.)
person 1:
OMG, i just fxped that new release, im so cool
person2:
No your not, your just a nerd with no penis.
by fxpislame October 2, 2003
mugGet the fxp-kiddiemug.
When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you
Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"
by cougartown1357 July 7, 2010
mugGet the swimming in the kiddie poolmug.

AOL kiddie speak

"Speaking" online only using speech like "I have 1 4 U!" and "U R my friend!!!!!!!!!111111111111"
by MoonKnight December 16, 2002
mugGet the AOL kiddie speakmug.

Kiddie Cocaine

Powdered candy (Like Pixie Sticks) or certain hard candies grinded into powder (Like SweetTarts) used for snorting.
Everyone thought Ryan was a badass because he snorted lines at last night's party, little did they know it was just white kiddie cocaine.
by 101 Samurais November 2, 2011
mugGet the Kiddie Cocainemug.

script kiddie clique

A collection fo script kiddies who enjoy talking about how cool they are and act in a forced state of casualness (regarding computer related crap,about which no-one cares anyway) in an attempt to sound like real hackers. See SEPHlROTH
Seffy is in a script kiddie clique.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the script kiddie cliquemug.
When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.
Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.
by nubnibs May 26, 2015
mugGet the Splashing in the kiddie poolmug.

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