My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands
by MustardMeeee October 06, 2019
A knife that has a size from large to Triple XL. There's no such thing as a medium or small Bowie knife as the knives are very large almost the size of machetes typically used by serial killers like Michael Myers or by Western Cowboys.
by Big Ol' Rollin' Nolan! December 31, 2016
by Natatouille February 26, 2019
by TheMw2Hater October 07, 2010
A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick
by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018
The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.
by Intmd8er March 30, 2015
by lackawannachix February 09, 2010