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Thanksgiving

Some holiday celebrated by Americans that the rest of the world has to suffer through, mostly through the online community.
American: I'm so fat from Thanksgiving
Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you
by rahrah1989 November 29, 2011
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Irish thanksgiving

Hey it’s fekin Irish thanksgiving where the corn beef and Guinness ?
by Karl Nickert March 12, 2023
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Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
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Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. Then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was performing thanksgiving turkey knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with an imprint of a girthy Frankfurt.
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
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Thanksgiving in Switzerland

Giving a blowjob to an anonymous truck driver in a rest stop off I-95 in South Carolina.
I took a lil detour and had Thanksgiving in Switzerland on my way to the Savannah Film Festival last weekend.
by Scuzz McCluckenhammer November 11, 2023
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Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.
by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023
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thanksgiving sit and talk

when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk
“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”

“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
by dinosaur man November 23, 2023
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