textnosis

Hypnosis caused by receiving text messages from someone because the SMS message server sends them out of order.

Last night I was in textnosis when I congratulated Happy New Year to this girl, and her responses came out of order because the servers were jammed.

by guesswholaura January 1, 2009

textonym

Two or more words that are spelled using the same series of keys in a text message.

"Me" and "of" are both entered using 6-3.

Also "good", "home", "gone", "hood", "hoof", and "goof" are textonyms.

My boyfriend was concerned when I texted him that I was nearly good. I explained that it was a textonym and I meant to say I was nearly home.

by AuntieBelle March 14, 2009

Textron

Someone who is on their phone texting way too much.

Mom: Go to bed, you haven't slept or taken a shower all week! You're such a textron.

by Dudeskil11 May 13, 2009

Textosation

A conversation by text.

DUDE I totally had a textosation with her

by yapdizap May 23, 2009

Textbook Immigrant

Anyone oriental who substitues 'R' where 'L' should be in English Pronounication without noticing

'Crod I have some Remon Juice?'

'We won't serve such a Textbook Immigrant here'

'Oh, I aporogise'

by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009

textonym

When texting the same numbers comes up with multiple words.

THe most anonying textonym is "go" and "in."
Lips/Kiss
Good/Home
Bitches/Chubies

by JR1127 July 26, 2009

textnology

All the technological mediums for sending a text message i.e) cell phones, AIM, Facebook chat, Skype chat, Blackberry, marquee, highway construction signs, etc.

My mom can't keep up with all the new textnology. She thinks "BRB," "LOL," and "NBD" are types of sexually transmitted diseases.

by cheekeybum November 8, 2009