Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is a hip hop artist from Kansas City. His lyrics are one of a kind, most songs are very darkish. He likes to describe himself as a dying angel, and devil's friend. His artist name Tech N9ne : nine is the number of completion - nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9). Tec 9 is also a machine gun, and tech stands for technique.

Trapped in a psychos body by tech n9ne:
Don't you come near me cause the devils sittin' next to me
I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my extacy
...
If you can hear me, I need help I'm caught and
I'm stuck and I'm trapped in me self don't understand
...
If he wants to kill himself what the fuck you
Think he wanna do to you?

by OllieKickFlip May 4, 2006

Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.

Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...

by The Spence! October 29, 2008

Broken Tech

A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School

Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"

by Overworked & Stressed April 24, 2021

tech ignorant

Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.

Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.

by darksyda October 29, 2015

Tech Support

Microsoft tech support

Caller: Hello?

Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?

Caller: I’m signed out of my account

Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info

by Sworder33 November 18, 2021

tech-twat

An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.

Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

Tech Hop

A music genre created by current and former Silicon Valley employees that utilizes generative A.I. vocals, disparate samples, and repetitive choruses to create a signature underground hip hop style. The originator of the style is claimed to be an artist by the name of Big Lang.

Did you hear that new tech hop song by Big Lang that dropped overnight in the San Jose Discord chat?

by Jen Gathers September 4, 2023