A bro-mancing, bordering on douche-bag status kind of guy, that likes to show off how jacked he is by going to one or all of the following: the tanning salon, the beach, or poolside for the express purpose of enhancing their jacked bodies.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.
Excessive drinking of beer and lame attempts to pick up chicks are usually involved.
by elo-fo-sho July 1, 2009

by 666nihshsbs666 December 1, 2014

Really cute and plays with chopsticks like drums, barely picks his nose, also loves sugar.
Yeah Tanner has a cool dog almost like a cop named Sawyer and he’s really cute.
Almost like Spider-Man (loves him).
Loves his older brother Zane, so much that he annoys him… No no?.
Yeah Tanner has a cool dog almost like a cop named Sawyer and he’s really cute.
Almost like Spider-Man (loves him).
Loves his older brother Zane, so much that he annoys him… No no?.
by Tanner Merickel June 12, 2022

by SouthernRebel1861 May 25, 2018

the hottest milf on planet earth, with the biggest bunda and bazongas you could ever imagine, although Her pussy cuck son cant deny the statement that his mom is bukkake worthy.
Tanner- "guys my mom isnt hot stop its hurting my liitle cuck feelings"
Logan- "shut your cum covered mouth you little scrawny cunt and tell me Tanners Mom's phone number"
Logan- "shut your cum covered mouth you little scrawny cunt and tell me Tanners Mom's phone number"
by Tanners moms secret admirerere June 16, 2022

This guys an absolute beauty with the birds and lives for the send. A tall and sexy dude with sexy hair, filthy sty and an all around unit
by Thiccthot6699 December 27, 2021

Karla Tanner is perhaps one of the most unique people you will ever meet.
She is clever and has weirdly silky hair.
And her left eyebrow twitches up every now and again, which can be annoying, but the people who stick it out will be rewarded by her true friendship.
She is clever and has weirdly silky hair.
And her left eyebrow twitches up every now and again, which can be annoying, but the people who stick it out will be rewarded by her true friendship.
by KTqwerty December 30, 2013
