Taking the Train to Perry

When your life is a bender.

It sucks cleaning up after taking the train to Perry like that.

by HALFWAYMARK April 10, 2017

Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.

We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge

by JeffyWys February 13, 2019

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.

A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020

Taking a boat to the moon

Crazy

Person 1:I think that I'll have a Sasquatch for lunch today
Person 2:Dude, are you taking a boat to the moon?

by Whatamisupposedtoputhere July 24, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by JamesGee July 10, 2010

Taking a Trip to Honah Lee

Getting stoned (Honah Lee is the the home of Puff the Dragon).

Guy 1: Where did Guy 5 & 6 go?
Guy 2: They're taking a trip to Honah Lee.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna have a visit to Honah Lee?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

Guy 1: What's up with Guy 3?
Guy 2: Oh, he's been in Honah Lee all morning.

by anonymouse1980 October 18, 2009