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Taco Bell dog

The ratlike-dog, or Chihuahua, which once appeared in many Taco Bell advertisements from the late 1990s to the early 2000s.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Taco Bell dog met its demise by accidentally falling into the meat grinder.
Taco Bell dog by AYB October 10, 2003

Taco Bell Lady 

A middle aged lady who has been inhabiting the East Meadow, Taco bell on Long Island, New York for over 8 years. She repeatedly orders the same hard taco supreme every day and sits in the seat completely adjacent to the entrance doors. She is known by many people in the greater East Meadow area including parts of Merrick, Bellmore, and Uniondale. There have been sightings of her daughter by few people that work in the East Meadow area, but these sightings have yet to be confirmed. The Taco Bell Lady has been seen in the East Meadow Waldbaums, Villa Grande Pizzeria and also the PathMark of East Meadow. She will try to have conversations with many people about her childhood in the Brooklyn area as well as her daughters recent 3rd grade class picture, of which she carries the yearbook of Woodland Elementary School of East Meadow with her in her enormous pocketbook. But we still do not know if this is her daughter, or a picture of a random child.
"hey man, did you end your drunken night at taco bell in east meadow"

" ya man i did, i got hounded by the taco bell lady again"
Taco Bell Lady by iloveyou5 December 8, 2009

Taco Bell Run 

To Cease Anything &/Or Everything That You May Be Doing At Any Given Time Of Day(or night) & Go Directly To Taco Bell For The Best Food On Planet Earth, Particularly The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito.
Guy 1: "You Know What I'm Thinkin?"
Guy 2: "& That Would Be?"
Guy 1: "A Taco Bell Run."
Guy 2: "Dude, It's 2:30 In The Morning!"
Guy 1: "...I Fail To See Your Point."
Guy 2: "You're Right, I'm Drivin."
Taco Bell Run by ECTenorDrummer August 6, 2009

Taco Bell Challenge 

A feat whereby a person is challenged to eat $20.00 worth of Taco Bell food within one hour. Only one drink purchase allowed.

If the contestant can eat all of the food in the allotted time, the issuer of the challenge must pay the tab. If the contestant cannot eat all of the food ordered, he/she must pay for whatever has been ordered.
I really thought I could eat 23 orders of cinnamon twists. Because I could not, I lost the Taco Bell Challenge

-or-

I've won the Taco Bell Challenge: I just consumed 4 Big Bell Box Meals, pay up son.

taco bell bathroom 

the most dirtyiest unclean bathroom in the world seiously

Taco Bell Hangover 

While not exclusively used just for Taco Bell products, a TBH can be described as the aftereffects of eating any type of food that will eventually cause you to shit pterodactyls for hours on end, in which case, there may or may not be blood present. A cure for TBH is curling up on the bathroom floor in the fetal position while simultaneously shitting lava against the toilet base until there's no more coming out. Unfortunately a side effect of TBH is performing this roughly 10 more times until you kill the tube of Preparation H.
Jerry had a Taco Bell Hangover at work last week. The customer bathroom is still boarded up.