Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

TJ

The type of nigga that everyone likes, he a smooth dude and he is the one person you would want with you in the trenches. Loyal, trustworthy, and loves white women.

I am TJ.

by MrMack808 September 4, 2022

Tj

Tj is a good looking guy ,he gets all of the girls ,and has a very social life.

He's super handsome , funny and loves his family alot ,and likes music.

Popular girl: hey bestfriend do you see Tj
popular girl 2: yes why
Popular girl: He's soooo freaking cute
Popular girl2: Yessss your right!

by Anonymous_73 October 23, 2020

TJ Mulligan

When you got whiskey dick and you cant get un-shrunk enough to penetrate and you are only halfie during head so she gives you an apathetic consellation tugjob until you both shake on it and call it quits.

I got whiskey dick at the bar last and couldn't finish when I got home. At she gave me a TJ Mulligan until I passed out.

by euewiuhgwiuehiufeiuefbhveifubv November 10, 2025

tj russ

A crazy bipolar ass nigga who got a SHIT load of issues

Dad: “You see that crazy guy with long curly hair talking to himself with his hands in fists?”
Me: “Yeah dad what about him?”
Dad: “That right there is what you call a Tj Russ. Careful now, don’t get too close he’ll attack you with his problems.”

by Sacexposed October 25, 2018

TJ (trench job)

Russian soldiers have oral sex on the front line.

Ivan was caught giving Boris a TJ (trench job)in the bunker.

by Watch dog October 8, 2022

Pulling A TJ

TJ also known as G3 or Gerald Glen Gilbertson the third (father of the fourth) is a mildy racist man and when you pull a TJ you're being racist but not too racist.

"Of course the black guys winning the basket ball game" "Hey stop pulling a TJ"

by SytherWD February 20, 2023