Morning Orange

The first pee after waking. Usually, golden-orange in color and pungent. Sometimes caused by dehydration from too many alcoholic drinks consumed the night before.

NOTE:( If coffee is drank prior to morning orange the odor and color may vary.)
I was surprised to see morning orange piss after drinking two glasses of water before going to bed.
by OB_77 May 08, 2011
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Morning Mudslide

The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.
Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....
by Seabass320 May 24, 2011
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Morning Swamp

As when a guy wakes up with hard morning wood, a girl wakes up with juicy and moist morning swamp. When a girl wakes up with an insatiable appetite for sex.
Yo bro we had sex twice the night before and she still woke up with morning swamp, so we went at it again.
by I<3MS January 27, 2011
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Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.
"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"
by Colver August 11, 2014
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morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.
by Terry Sachs December 20, 2011
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morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together
i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.
by big.cock September 17, 2017
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Morning Snout

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.
Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.
by The Babber October 07, 2019
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