Guy with a huge ass and dick. Also known as a pussy demolisher. This man can fill you up only using the tip of his dick. He will release his semen and it will only take the woman 4 months to get a baby. Has 72 children in his basement. Will demolish your ass no matter what. Can fuck your mom, Grandma, sister, cousin at the same time.
by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023
Theo is a man that will look after you, and care no matter what. He will always be by your side, no matter what you're going through. He is the most genuine, caring, loving and compassionate person you will ever meet. He will go the extra mile for you. He is willing to put others first before his own. He will encourage you to keep going and affirm you of who you are as an person. He is the sweetest person there is. Often people can mistake him for his motives, but after all, his name means ‘god’. He can chat you up at an airport and ask you out, he can buy you mushroom soup when you get sick and make you laugh by doing something crazy and unpredictable. Not scared of commitment and once he commits he will never disappoint. If you ever meet a Theo - make sure you hold on to him forever. He is certainly worth it.
Person 1 “Theo changed my life for better”
Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”
Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”
by Iloveyou_theo November 23, 2021
Theo is that one guy who you will fall head over heels in love with right before he breaks your heart. A questionable amount of girls like Theo and you will cry about him at some point in your life. Theo likes to believe he’s a sociopath, there is nothing solidly proving this right or wrong. Theo will start a conversation and then become very dry. Theo is always horny. Theo’s convinced he can pull off bangs but he really can’t. Theo likes to make sexual jokes that can be very funny.
Theo: *rapey accent* I fuck lots of Miami bitches
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen
by Adam ploughed holly November 12, 2019
by Rizzler69420 December 03, 2022
Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
by Ilovebrohan2212 October 02, 2023
Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.
by Baby28 November 21, 2021
a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.
friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.
by intj-bitch63 November 20, 2021