Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle

Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch

by SergioV June 28, 2022

Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

Poodle scoot

Being naked and scooting your naked ass and gennies acrossed the ground

That dude lost a bet so i made him poodle scoot under the beer pong table.

by anonymous May 16, 2020

Scooting

When a dude or female is shitting on their partners back.

My homegirl was scooting on her brother back last weekend

by Drehood February 16, 2024

Shoot-n-scoot

A convenience store in a rough part of town where shots ring out on the regular.

I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.

by JWBS July 24, 2022

Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Scoot

1. To ride a scooter
2. To move over

1. I’m going for a scoot to the shops, I’ll be back soon.
2. Scoot over so Jimmy can sit down.

by JudeTheSimp February 4, 2021