plop

fart, but funnier

i love plopping in the middle of class

by loveplops December 7, 2020

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Alpha Plop

Save men alpha plop

"poop is alpha plop"
"no, ur alpha plop u silly goose"

by YO MOMMA ANGELLANT August 15, 2021

Sky Plop

The act of straddling one's legs over the tops of a toilet stall's side walls and dropping your payload into the bowl from your lofty perch.

I missed my first drop, but my second sky plop hit the mark.

by Brown Ace July 30, 2012

Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.

Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"

by Zahang August 20, 2013

Plop

A puddle of flesh.

"Plop Is The Man Who Falls Without Bones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023

Ploppings

Ploppings consist of fecal matter left behind anywhere by any creature.

"Does a bear leave its bear ploppings in the woods?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023