A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.
"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.
by MateoXDelgado February 4, 2014

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.
by Just_Tom September 11, 2010

Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"
by SerBSPeeD September 11, 2004

A good idea that is solid and grounded.
Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.
Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.
When someone comes up with a great idea that seems as if it can't fail the reference to that idea is that it is 'jazz on a plate'.
by Joe Pleb July 24, 2009

by Coldplate75 November 10, 2017

A coming out party.
Joy: "did you hear about Craig and Dustin's admission of sweet love for each other?"
Terri: "oh yeah, I went to their Plate Unveiling"
Terri: "oh yeah, I went to their Plate Unveiling"
by DrewPurdue March 15, 2019

When A guy is so hawt, delicious and FINE that you want to eat him all up like a fruit roll up. He can get it.
by thinkingtomyself April 5, 2019
