thank u, next

when u break up with ur boyfriend and move on being stronger than u've ever been

A: thank u, next

by crisitina January 1, 2021

Girl next door

A girl next door is basically someone that is sweet, wholesome, and an easy going person. She is the girl that has no one looking at her because the whores with big boobs get the guys first. She is very shy and modest but when she is yours she is a cougar in the sheets.

Bob: Do you see that hot girl?
G:(thinking) Does he even notice I'm right here? maybe I shouldn't be the girl next door anymore.

by Shakiebakie:) May 9, 2009

next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

by TittayMastar June 13, 2003

maybe next year

a term that is used when someone asks you to do a favor or give them something

"Hey can I get a sip of your Coke" - Bob
" maybe next year" - Adam

by DBSTud6996 November 4, 2010

Boy Next Door

A shy boy. Often loved by all females in the neighborhood secretely. Basically, a shy man-whore.

Aw, David's the boy next door!

by David Hodge May 11, 2006

Girl Next Door

She's the girl who's right for you, and she's been right under your nose the whole time. It's so obvious and you never want to ruin her because she's the perfect girl for you.

She's the kind of girl who all the Douche bags get to, and yet, you never get with. She's the Girl Next Door.

by Bob2345234234 April 19, 2006

Next level bullshit

When the bullshit that comes out of a persons mouth reaches a point of absolute nonsense.

"Dude the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't just bullshit. Its some next level bullshit. Like there is no point of going any further with this explanation dude. YOU'RE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!

by exterminator2100 April 13, 2014