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Mommy but ITS BETTER.
Mommy is so sexy but i prefer to call her mummy.
by Maryy_dddd September 6, 2022
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Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020
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rock mummy

rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. Musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

Origin: "Rock" is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. "Mummy" describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient Egyptians).
"Seriously, Tom Petty is such a rock mummy now - I'm taking bets on whether he or one of the Stones breaks a hip first."
by Pastymage January 30, 2009
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ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.
Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
by Daboder2 December 30, 2018
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Death mummy Gaynor

by popegaynor July 1, 2022
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Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!
by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024
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Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon
I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.
by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018
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