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by Asuasa August 5, 2019
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jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom
hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!
by rodrick heffleys cum sock November 21, 2021
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the mummy

When you poop is someones bathtub during a party. You wrap the feces in toilet paper and have to dispose of it in their garbage disposal during the party and get rid of it with out anyone noticing.
I was pooping in the bath tub. I then wrapped the mummy up and tried to sneak it past everyone at a party. They kept complaining of the smell and I blamed it on I stepped in crap. I then had to sprint to the garbage disposal and shoved my shame into the disposal unit only to find it inoperative. Most awkward party ever.
by Mummyline January 16, 2011
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Missus Mummy

A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well......

Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.
Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream?
Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure.
Person 1 - Very mindful.
by ValdoDaSnail Official January 3, 2025
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The Mummy

When you wrap a girl in bed sheets and fuck her mouth while she makes mummy sounds.
Hey man, my girlfriend and I tried the mummy and afterwards she threw up for almost 3 hours!
by ShinSplinter December 11, 2012
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Mummy

Mummy or Mum is the most beautiful, godly, wonderful, euphoric, weird, great cook, cuddler, kisser, snuggler, sharer in the world! I love my mum to bits x
by Madison Butler January 23, 2019
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Mummy Dust

a cloud of skin, feces, dirt and scalp dandruff, that can be found on the unwashed clothes and bodies of homeless and or drug addicts. Similar to the dust found in a mummies crypt.
Bruh, I gave this homeless guy a ride home when he pop'd out of the car he left me in a could of his mummy dust.
by Brogantac January 9, 2018
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