jumping the couch

A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.

Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.

by zygnus March 5, 2009

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

Light Jumping

Anticipating the traffic light turning green, thus starting to drive while it is still red.

I was late for work today, so I was light jumping at every intersection.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015

Jump a Skittle

Getting jumped by a group of gay guys

Calling a gay guy fruity then a gang of them jump you - jump a skittle

by Kanek May 6, 2020

Joy Jump

Noun: A friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. Someone who tells people the things they often don't want to hear.

Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.

I was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn't a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned Joy Jump on me and made me see the light.

by Kwame Beauvais January 15, 2009

Toll Jumping

v. The act in quickly going behind someone with a FastTrack and skip paying the toll.

The act of a guy forgetting his fasttrack, and gunning it right up behind the person who does and driving through with him.

Toll Jumping happens most often on Express Lanes or at Toll Booths

by Lord Monday August 1, 2012

Jumping Ugly

Going off verbally, aggressively and disrespectfully on someone who has said or done something to piss you off.

I was jumping ugly with him after he said my work sucked.

by Cyclist Rauel January 15, 2012