It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.
by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011
Get the Alaskan Firecrackermug. You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.
by Jimmy Jelly bean December 30, 2013
Get the alaskan harpoonmug. When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"
by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021
Get the The Alaskan Mailmanmug. When in a cold shower a man gets on his knees and eats the minge of the woman as the cold water runs down their bodies.
by ozymandias711 August 6, 2016
Get the Alaskan Waterfallmug. When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.
Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
by theminkinator January 29, 2014
Get the Alaskan Countertopmug. by Uncle5talin March 20, 2017
Get the alaskan logmug. "I might give Suzy an Alaskan roofie at the party tonight and throw her on the back of the dog sled for the ride back out of Juneau."
by Tim Limowitz November 10, 2007
Get the Alaskan Roofiemug.