When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.
by AC_Megadeth May 27, 2019
Get the Tequila Dragonmug. Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
by Doc_Camber January 28, 2017
Get the tia tequilamug. A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila
by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024
Get the Tequila Tankmug. When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.
'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
Get the Karma Sutra Tequilamug. The most mental out going and sexy beast of a man, once he has tequila he's a different animal. Count yourself lucky if you have a tequila tiernan in your friend group
by Pookie One January 12, 2024
Get the tequila tiernanmug. by hjj256 October 25, 2020
Get the Tequila Personmug. Ultimate bone helping juice
A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.
Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.
“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?
-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.
-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.
-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
Get the Tequilamug.