tequila fingers

fingers that have been affected by tequila; a fancy way to say “drunk texting”

Caroline blames her tequila fingers on texting me last night.

by dumbassery95 February 16, 2021

tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.

Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.

by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022

Tequila

Tequila is the most sweetest girl you'll ever meet she has a great personally, she has beautiful she, i also named after a drink she ,has a beautiful eye color,she is really goofy and playful , she is thick, and most likely fine

Tequila is the most sweetest girl you'll ever meet she has a great personally, she has beautiful she, i also named after a drink she ,has a beautiful eye color,she is really goofy and playful , she is thick, and most likely fine

by Saditydoll January 7, 2019

Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022

tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.

Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?

by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

Tequila Hoes

The only words to describe the tequila hoes are hoe HOE AND HOOOOOOEEEE! They hate tequila but love vodka. The prettiest nicest girls you’ll ever meet. Main hobby is hooking up with boys. I️Ts very hard for them to do since they are too good for everyone.

“ did you hear about what the tequila hoes did last night, those alcoholic hoes.”

by Brook Mimi Tina June 2, 2018