Tequila Tank

A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker
Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s
by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024
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Tequila Girl

The tequila girl funded Spurs’s expansion.
by Bouncer Shawn March 3, 2022
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Tequila Toe Touch

when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila
Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch
by Tay Tay 476 November 5, 2019
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Tequila Hoes

The only words to describe the tequila hoes are hoe HOE AND HOOOOOOEEEE! They hate tequila but love vodka. The prettiest nicest girls you’ll ever meet. Main hobby is hooking up with boys. I️Ts very hard for them to do since they are too good for everyone.
“ did you hear about what the tequila hoes did last night, those alcoholic hoes.”
by Brook Mimi Tina June 2, 2018
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National Tequila Day

Get some good pals together; grab a drink challenge each other to a drink off.
National tequila day. Who wants a shot ? Come on your turn to play catch-up. CHEERS!
by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021
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tequila fingers

fingers that have been affected by tequila; a fancy way to saydrunk texting
Caroline blames her tequila fingers on texting me last night.
by dumbassery95 February 16, 2021
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tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.
Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.
by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022
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