A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.
Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.
by ihatecountrypeople September 7, 2021
Get the Portland Tennesseemug. While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.
by LilAbortionClinic June 3, 2020
Get the The Tennessee Horseshoemug. The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.
by jonhogrod January 13, 2010
Get the Tennessee Tequilamug. Bobby took the stripper to the seedy motel on the corner of 11th and Skidrow, it was dirty so he made her give him a Tennessee lean-to
by Urbandicdude November 6, 2020
Get the Tennessee lean-tomug. V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.
by notjayden69 December 9, 2013
Get the tennessee muffintopmug. When you gettin the good succ and you pull it out of her mouth and just before you nut you screech, “MY AIM IS TRUE!” And proceed to nut in her left eye.
by DerpyPot8to February 24, 2018
Get the Tennessee Robinhoodmug. The process of heating up a sexual partners feces via grill and putting them together like a kebab. The partner will then insert the stringbean via anal hole while heated to around 200 degrees farhenhiet.
by ToothTeeth123 June 7, 2023
Get the Tennessee Stringbeanmug.