When you gettin the good succ and you pull it out of her mouth and just before you nut you screech, “MY AIM IS TRUE!” And proceed to nut in her left eye.
by DerpyPot8to February 24, 2018
Moonshine, typically from the Southern Appalachian Mountain regions (Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, etc..)
by Pdubwest May 27, 2019
It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.
Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
by Xgh0stx March 26, 2014
Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 02, 2023
Bobby took the stripper to the seedy motel on the corner of 11th and Skidrow, it was dirty so he made her give him a Tennessee lean-to
by Urbandicdude November 06, 2020
The act of pissing in a half bottle of tequila filling it the rest of the way and allowing your friends to drink it. The smell and taste of the tequila will drown out the piss taste. morning piss should only be used once.
by jonhogrod January 14, 2010
Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.
by Octopus Pussy February 09, 2020