Tactical Sniff

(v.) The act of covertly sniffing a nice butt.

I was in line for the food truck and this babe with a dump truck was in front of me so I kneeled down to pretend to tie my shoe so I could get a Tactical Sniff.

by DrBlazeD December 26, 2021

Tactical Noob

Sending in a low level, or low skill player first on games where death either lasts the whole round or is permanent to see if it is safe and/or judge enemy locations

"Tactical Noob Ready For Launcher"
"Charlie, You're our Tactical Noob"
"Tactical Noob Incoming!"

by vert343 September 16, 2018

tactical barbie

A scenario in which a military game has very open and diverse customization, therefore you spend a extremely long time customizing your character.

Arma 3 has a massive arsenal, I spent the last hour playing tactical barbie.

by siegebreaker#4721 July 16, 2022

Ghey Tactics

the act of trying to initiate ghey thoughts or actions in the hopes of turning someone ghey.

I'm going to go fishing tomorrow, you want to see my new rod? Dude stop using ghey tactics.

by Bruce Cman July 16, 2011

tactical shag

like a smoke break, but shagging instead

maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.

by cool...cool-cool-cool November 20, 2020

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

tactical slip

A moment or surprise as you fall over and somehow land inside a woman. Although it was an accident you play it off as it was on purpose and impress the lady. Not many men can pull this off but if you can you must be very tactical.

Girl:"hey, babe im ready..."
Man:"Im coming babe*slips over(tactical slip)"
Girl:"Wow you're so trained, you must have done this before"

by Twixxxy July 27, 2018