Taylor Swift 

A heartbreaker

A woman who writes songs about all her ex boyfriends complaining about how horrible they were after she tells everyone how great they were during the relationship

And also an unworthy ex of Tom Hiddleston

Person 1: “Did you hear Taylor Swift wrote a new song about her ex?”

Person 2: “Yeah, what’s new pussycat.”

Taylor Swift by LokiOdinsonrightfulkingofasgar December 11, 2021

Taylor Swift 

The Music industry.

Do you know who is the music industry?
OMG yes it’s literally Taylor swift.

Taylor Swift by taylahcabello December 16, 2021

Taylor Swift 

A bland white bitch that white people love to overrate. She has the personality of a bread. If she was black she would've never been successful like that.

Taylor Swift is a boring ass white cracker hoe.

Taylor Swift by roh moo hyun August 10, 2022

Taylor Swift 

A 6ft tall horse-faced creature from Pennsylvania that resembles the Slenderman.

Is that a giantic spider crab? Oh never mind, it’s too ugly to be a spider crab; it’s just Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift by ScottSmith09 November 12, 2017

Taylor Swift 

A parents' term for someone they think is a bad influence, and they want their child to stop hanging around them.

Jimmy! I already told you, I don't want you to hang around Sammy any more! He's just another Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift by HeyBug October 3, 2017

Taylor Swift 

A singer quick to talk about knocking people out, and even quicker to to take them to court to do the actual fighting with them.

Taylor Swift is quick to talk about knocking people out in the street in a song, but in reality she's doing most if not all of her fighting in court.

Taylor Swift by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Taylor Swift 

Great gowns, beautiful gowns.

When asked by an interviewer for her opinion of Taylor Swift, Aretha Franklin simply stated, "Great gowns, beautiful gowns."

Taylor Swift by lawschoolsucks March 1, 2021