tater toture

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.

Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.

by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2016

Dung Tater

Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).

Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!

by truthandsoul January 07, 2014

Tater Pushing

The act of squeezing the bottom of your scrotum when you’re not fully erect to make it harder.

Tommy was tater pushing his scrotum so he could squeeze it into Morgan’s rear end.

by Dr Alex March 01, 2022

Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

tater soup

slang for sucking dick right after eating a bowl of hot potato soup

I'm bouta tater soup Sean!

by RizuSnek November 20, 2019

Tater-teeth

When you get taters in yo teeth but you’re too drunk to care

Girl, Those were some good ass fries... you got yourself some tater-teeth.

by Tater-teeth March 12, 2019

tater tom

toming with tater without an ounce of slickness. little did the tomer know but her tater tom was not kept in the down the low. tater is a homosexual.

Maddie t is on tater tom.

by bailey schex July 16, 2022