skittle sweeper

Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.

Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:

"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to

1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses

2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public

3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live

4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."

Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."

Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!

Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...

by gdp247365 January 2, 2012

Sweater Melons

(n.) Breasts.

Britney Spears has fabulous sweater melons!

by Jack Flash December 11, 2003

street sweepers

any high powered assault weapon; principally high guage shotguns and automatic weapons (AKs, ARs, etc)

I'm going down down baby,
your street in a range rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked
Ready to go

by boom boom b July 16, 2004

teaching sweater

A type of sweater worn specifically by professional grade school teachers, who exhibit high levels of authoritarianism. The sweater itself is usually wool, cotton, or a combination of wool and cotton, and it typically is designed with horizontal stripes. Color scheme is ususally shades of blue, with white or black accents to punctuate one's level of professionalism and real worldism. A teaching sweater is not meant to be worn outside of the classroom, and the wearer should be careful to not be seen wearing it in highly populated, dense college towns that are high in bar and club stock. Wearage of such garb in these places ususally leads to embarassment for everyone involved.

Upon examination of of the exuberant grade school teacher's teaching sweater, a gaggle of Penn State frat boys proceeded to excessively hate crime him until the police arrived.

by Dan Himself July 27, 2006

Stoner Sweater

The oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweaters most commonly worn by stoners.

"Check out this bro, he's totally a stoner."
"How can you tell?"
"You can tell by his oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweater that is most commonly worn by stoners. His stoner sweater."

by trinady August 19, 2011

jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

sweater boner

when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection

guy one: oh shit man

guy two: what?

guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed

by awwshitman April 11, 2010