Sole Suprise

The act of while having sex, telling your partner that you have a suprise, so they blindfold themselves, then you shat all over their face and body. You then shout to her "SOLE SUPRISE!"

Close your eyes, I have a Sole Suprise!

by Furry December 9, 2008

spaghetti suprise

when a girls tampon string is hanging out of her bathing suit

Guy 1: dude look at that babe over there!
guy 2: Ya, and look at her spaghetti suprise!
guy 1: that is nasty!!!!

by sadkfhjgfadfag January 13, 2008

Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Professional Suprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 8, 2005

sherbert suprise

sherbert suprise Is when sherbert(any flavor) is put on a womans vagina while she is blind folded and handcuffed. Next the woman is eaten out and casual sex takes place until both parties are satisfied.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a sherbert suprise last night. It was awesome.

by Dr. Bogard August 6, 2007