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mid-stride crisis

In recreational running, the propensity for any man over the age of 40, when passed by a female, to immediately speed up to reclaim the lead. It is not uncommon for men prone to this affliction to stuff their running shorts with rolled socks.
I was out on the running trail when I passed this old man wearing really short shorts. He had a mid-stride crisis and immediately doubled his pace to keep up with me; his belabored breathing and flushed skin had me concerned that a cardiac arrest was imminent.
by alisonro December 20, 2010
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Nick Strider

A problematic loser who spends all his time at the gym. He's usually surrounded by desperate chicks who need to keep it in their pants.
Do you see that guy over there? The one surrounded by thirsty sluts? Yeah, he's definitely a Nick Strider.
by George V January 5, 2016
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Chad Stride

It is unintentional display of dominance through the simple act of walking.

It is a walk that emanates Big Dick Energy and pure testosterone.

A common example is the way a Giga Chad walks. Shoulders back, chest out and bulge clearly visible.
He really gonna Chad Stride on us?

That mans really be Chad Striding out here.
by FeelsGudMan.exe April 21, 2020
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Drone Strike

An individual who repeatedly emails coworkers about their missed deadlines copying their team members and boss without talking to them first.
Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...

Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
by ShadeHunter February 24, 2021
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Real striker

A dude that can fornicate with women for a long time without ejaculating.
I was hitting that hoe last night she tapped out after 25 minutes. She ain’t know she was fucking with a real striker
by Squidsummer July 15, 2021
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wearing a stripe

To have a rank of some significance in an organization, to have ascended above the rank-and-file members of the group, and have more responsibility and more status.
Joe used to be an unpaid intern, but when Gus left, Joe got promoted and now he's wearing a stripe.

Chris Moltisanti used to be a little shitheel till he got made. Now he's wearing a stripe.
by i am DRAVES July 4, 2011
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Nevada racing stripes

Scratches on the sides of a 4 wheel drive from sage brush
Check out the nevada racing stripes on that pickup, that trucks been in the hills
by Hors Koch August 20, 2012
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