by Freyya October 11, 2007
by Paul Pereira June 17, 2004
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by X March 10, 2005
1. When a female projectile ejaculates as the result of oral stimulation while on her period, resulting a strawberry-colored explosion, hence the name.
2. Simon's waffle
2. Simon's waffle
Jon: So, how was last night with Nicki?
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
by Cap'n Snatch April 07, 2008
When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!
by Ken-dur-uh!! October 28, 2010
Strawberry milkshake is a cold drink with strawberry flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Put a glass of milk in a pot. Add squished strawberries, they should be like a pasta. Mix well until you have a nice texture (it might take a few minutes, you can add milk if you need to). Put the strawberry milkshake in a fancy glass and done!
by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021
This being the resulting mixture of semen and menstrual fluid, so called due to the red and white colour.
I fucked Sandra during her period, shot my load and she fanny farted the strawberrys and cream on to the bed sheets.
by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004