one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers

by marrajam September 25, 2011

squaggler

one who is inevitably brought to tears upon the thought of a loved one

charles is a squaggler 24/7

by charles March 28, 2004

skraggle rabbit

one who partakes in the active duty of hooking or prostitution.

hey guys, it's charlie sheen's birthday, skraggle rabbits are on me tonight!

by soopashane March 15, 2011

staggeration

Bob's definition for how we ride in groups.

Trikes ride in the middle of a lane, which is the only difference to our staggeration.

by Qdogfox August 1, 2016

lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.

Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.

by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008

penny snaggler

A racial slur in which that describes the race known as Jews. It refers to their love and vast knowledge of money. It among refers to the urban legend that a individual how is such as a Jew could hear a penny bring dropped from up to 1kilometer away.

The legendary fuhr stayed many penny snagglers before retiring to Argentina.

by MikeThrobenCock January 14, 2018