I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

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Stitch

"Stitch incoming" on a video means that the creator is about to play a video where they've used the "TikTok stitch" feature. A stitch involves adding your own video content to the end of another video, usually for the purpose of commenting or reacting. According to Reddit and TikTok, a stitch allows you to take a short clip (up to 5 seconds) from someone else's video and add your own video as a follow-up.

She put a 5 second stitch of her opinion at the end of the video

by JayaMoss8819 June 4, 2025

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Hem Stitching

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.

"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."

by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010

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Butterfly Stitch

You got an ear surgery? Well get butterfly stitchez! Dey god for ear problem

Ear Stich?
Yeah! Its a Butterfly Stitch

by HailoMB February 1, 2022

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In great stitches

When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke

She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

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Stahl Stitch

The "Stahl Stitch" refers to an extra, unnecessary suture that may be added to a woman’s perineum after childbirth, supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter for a male partner's sexual pleasure. It is not a medically supported practice.

After childbirth, the doctor added an Stahl Stitch, saying it would make sex better for her husband. She later experienced pain and discomfort.

by Kmoney9 April 30, 2025

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