Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

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nodel stitch

Noun - a long, narrow fabric needle sewn over the outer edge of the embroidery needle to protect the edge, wound into a strip or cord.

Example: As the embroidery needle reaches for the nodel stitch, the needle threads the needle and sends it through a twisting slit

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

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"Stitch incoming" on a video means that the creator is about to play a video where they've used the "TikTok stitch" feature. A stitch involves adding your own video content to the end of another video, usually for the purpose of commenting or reacting. According to Reddit and TikTok, a stitch allows you to take a short clip (up to 5 seconds) from someone else's video and add your own video as a follow-up.

She put a 5 second stitch of her opinion at the end of the video

by JayaMoss8819 June 4, 2025

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Hem Stitching

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.

"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."

by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010

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Stahl Stitch

The "Stahl Stitch" refers to an extra, unnecessary suture that may be added to a woman’s perineum after childbirth, supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter for a male partner's sexual pleasure. It is not a medically supported practice.

After childbirth, the doctor added an Stahl Stitch, saying it would make sex better for her husband. She later experienced pain and discomfort.

by Kmoney9 April 30, 2025

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