spoon

A cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.

c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders

by LittleGordo November 1, 2004

Spoon

The tool I use to kill relatives with.

I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!

by Br0k3n L1eZ August 14, 2008

spoonfed and bred

someone who is in sales that couldn't make a sale on their own if they tried. They require the expertise of a sales professional.

Dude , you're so spoonfed and bred you couldn't sell that car if someone handed you the deal!

by the dutchman 3 February 17, 2010

spoon fox

Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.

"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"

by montronica January 9, 2012

Spoonbomb

When you spoon in behind your lover, and he farts on you.

When he ate that cheese before bed, I knew a spoonbomb would be likely if we snuggled in the middle of the night.

by Botany Babe September 23, 2016

Spoon cooker

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

Spoon Fun

An act of homosexual intercouse

Daddy Derek wants to have some Spoon Fun with Mr. Hansen

by Applepiecomics August 24, 2019