spooky cactus

A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.

'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'

by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005

Spookyfish

The pet fish Stan is given by his extraterrestrial aunt in the South Park episode, "Spookyfish". This fish becomes a bloody killing monstrosity

Stan couldn't go to sleep for fear of the spookyfish

by JoePMa March 21, 2009

Spooky toot

When you're so scared that you pass gas because of it

The movie was so scary I had a spooky toot

by jarsh87 May 22, 2015

spooky snake

The ingame act of being affected by any status effect and instantly Screaming "Spooky snake", then committing genocide on your team

"Watch out! Those guns inflict radiation!"

"SPOOKY SNAKE!"

by iitz.Rayzurr May 29, 2017

spooky weed

A stand of weed laced with some other drug

Damn homie, that spooky weed really did it to me, I was tripping balls and hit her with the shocker✌️👆.

by Smoker Bruce October 25, 2017

spooky sis

a girl friend or girl who is in the October/spooky spirit

Dalilah loves Halloween. She is such a spooky sis

by dalilahspookysis October 28, 2017

Spooky Abortion

'Spooky Abortion' is when you plan on having an abortion on your baby (for your own personal reasons...) but your plans go wrong either it's the pills or medication but the baby comes out on surprise without you expecting it.

Tim... The baby came out.... it was a Spooky Abortion!

by ultrarat October 31, 2017