Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.

Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.

by Monica February 24, 2005

sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007

lead singer of LINKIN PARK

Chester Bennington, nicknamed Chaz, Chazzy B etc. Has an amazing voice in which you can hear 3 notes at once and is the sexiest guy in rock!

OMG have you seen this pic of Chester!! He's so unbelievably HOT!

by The Exorcist March 19, 2005

Dick-slinger

a member of the male species that has sex alot.

That guy John banged four girls last week,he's a real hum dinger sex fiend dick -slinger

by john jones May 23, 2004

Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 20, 2005

Nicole Spiegel

The perfect girl who is naturally amazing and great-spirited. Whoever gets to be a part of her life is very lucky, and whoever she loves is the luckiest person on earth.

Nicole Spiegel is beautiful and perfect. Her love is priceless beyond any other.

by ChristopherTC January 27, 2009

Spineless Cunt

A woman(or wife) who habitually lies in order to keep the real man in their life to pay their bills(or hand out money) and provide a feeling of safety/stability, while they continue to maintain a relationship with another guy who's a weak spineless emo puppy dog. The reasoning behind this is the real man is steadfast, strong and gives respect when given, while the other lame emo loser is easily controlled, a professor of love serenades and would literally eat a mile of the "spineless cunt"s shit to lick her asshole. The Spineless Cunt is the lowest form of life, for she can never make a real decision, maintain a solid foundation of integrity or generate enough good karma to walk about everyday life with true inner fullfillment and grace. Even worse, the emo men she chooses are unattractive with greasy acne, excessive body hair, snaggly crooked teeth and droopy down syndrome eyes. The fact that people like this can continue to walk the earth stealing oxygen from good honest people is appalling, and should be a crime.

Kayla(Spineless Cunt) goes with Sam on dates to nice restaurants, and other fun and pricey venues of entertainment, all the while she guards her phone texting or sexting Thomas, who continuously tells her how amazing she is, and that he wants to make a shrine consisting of her toe nail clippings. VOMIT

by hatingallwomencuzof1 April 17, 2011