snakes

snakes (snakus verislowus) are defined by their long slender bodies and extremely slow nature. Scientist recently proved that their sluggish speed is only matched by the even slower creature, the pig tailed mcouat (gaysexus mcouatus). Most species of snake can be found in their natural habitat, planes. And thats all anyone knows about the snakes.

"Yes, of course snakes are faster than mcouats."

by Dr. Thadius Coleslaw M.D. August 31, 2006

snake

a long skinny poop that "snakes" down the toilet is often referred to as a snake.

Dude every time my wife leaves the bathroom, she leaves a snake in the toilet.

by The Professor's Brain June 1, 2013

Snake

A term skaters use to describe someone who cuts ahead of people taking turns skating a spot or obstacle. Usually done by jerks who think they run the park/spot or inexperienced skaters who don't understand the unspoken rules of the skate spot/park.

" I don't like skating there when Mike is there, hes a snake."

" I can't even go cause i keep getting snaked!"

by JavWad December 25, 2013

Snake

Taylor swift

Taylor's a lying snake

by Harryson756 August 26, 2016

Snake

Verb
To slap or hit someone quickly without them expecting it

If you keep that up I will snake you

by Juan_Carlos658 December 6, 2016

Snake

This word is used to describe the adorable Daniel Seavey from the band Why Don't We. He's a very sneaky person so watch out for this little chipmunk.

Daniel Seavey is such a little sneaky snake🐍 Hisssss

by Sneakysnakedaniel August 20, 2017

Snake

an angry tube with eyes, a mouth, and venomous fangs

Hey, is that a snake?

by Thorn11 October 12, 2018