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snakes (snakus verislowus) are defined by their long slender bodies and extremely slow nature. Scientist recently proved that their sluggish speed is only matched by the even slower creature, the pig tailed mcouat (gaysexus mcouatus). Most species of snake can be found in their natural habitat, planes. And thats all anyone knows about the snakes.
"Yes, of course snakes are faster than mcouats."
by Dr. Thadius Coleslaw M.D. August 31, 2006
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Snake

A term skaters use to describe someone who cuts ahead of people taking turns skating a spot or obstacle. Usually done by jerks who think they run the park/spot or inexperienced skaters who don't understand the unspoken rules of the skate spot/park.
" I don't like skating there when Mike is there, hes a snake."

" I can't even go cause i keep getting snaked!"
by JavWad December 25, 2013
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Snake

by Bossboater April 21, 2019
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Snake

an angry tube with eyes, a mouth, and venomous fangs
Hey, is that a snake?
by Thorn11 October 12, 2018
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Snake

This word is used to describe the adorable Daniel Seavey from the band Why Don't We. He's a very sneaky person so watch out for this little chipmunk.
Daniel Seavey is such a little sneaky snake🐍 Hisssss
by Sneakysnakedaniel August 20, 2017
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Snake

1. A reptile animal that slithers on the ground, making a hiss noise with his slender, two edged tongue. They have scaly skin and feed on prey, as large as a mouse, and swallow it whole. They can also attack humans. Their environment can mostly be in the woods.

2. Another name for poop that is long enough to resemble the long slender body of a snake.

3. A person who backstabs their friend, (e.g. lying, tricking them). Almost no one when they realize someone is a snake likes the person. Someone who isn't a snake may act snakish on accident.
1. "The snake is a predator."
2. "Sorry. I was in the bathroom pooping out snakes."
3. "I can't believe he did that, hes a snake."
by BoltznNutz July 3, 2018
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Snake

A fake ass person who acts like your friend to reach a goal or objective

; A back stabber
Snake - 1. Someone to date your ex

2. Someone to never pay you back

3. Sneaky lil nigga
by Laidja334 August 9, 2016
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