snakes

snakes (snakus verislowus) are defined by their long slender bodies and extremely slow nature. Scientist recently proved that their sluggish speed is only matched by the even slower creature, the pig tailed mcouat (gaysexus mcouatus). Most species of snake can be found in their natural habitat, planes. And thats all anyone knows about the snakes.

"Yes, of course snakes are faster than mcouats."

by Dr. Thadius Coleslaw M.D. August 31, 2006

Snake

Someone who talks trash but is afraid to do anything in person

Snake- Hey man do you want to go to tanks today? "no" -Secretly in panda groupchat- "Cole n IS acting up again, we cannot beat him unless we summon our panda army" -proceeds to talk trash even more beyond a screen-

by jasonwolfe January 18, 2021

Snake

A term skaters use to describe someone who cuts ahead of people taking turns skating a spot or obstacle. Usually done by jerks who think they run the park/spot or inexperienced skaters who don't understand the unspoken rules of the skate spot/park.

" I don't like skating there when Mike is there, hes a snake."

" I can't even go cause i keep getting snaked!"

by JavWad December 25, 2013

Snake

an angry tube with eyes, a mouth, and venomous fangs

Hey, is that a snake?

by Thorn11 October 12, 2018

snake

a long skinny poop that "snakes" down the toilet is often referred to as a snake.

Dude every time my wife leaves the bathroom, she leaves a snake in the toilet.

by The Professor's Brain June 1, 2013

Snake

Yasemin

Yasemin is a snake

by -nosnakezone- June 17, 2018

Snake

Taylor swift

Taylor's a lying snake

by Harryson756 August 26, 2016