slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.

by banchronic January 21, 2012

Slippery Rick

The act of sandwiching your cock between a pair of lubed up ass cheeks and humping to completion

I asked my GF for a Slippery Rick for my birthday.

by CalcRisk July 24, 2019

Slippery Timmy

So slippery, he doesn't need lube when he fucks you with a back door BJ.

Also, the official fluffer of Casino Quest and the unofficial bastard of Daddy David.

Slippery Timmy just got a 21! Enjoy the back door penetration.

by Christopher Mitchell February 01, 2021

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

slippery cheese

When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube

I used slippery cheese on lisa last night

by BigBlastyMan January 28, 2017

Slippery Douchbag

A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.

He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...

by Jade Wilder October 29, 2012

Slippery Slooder

Three shots of sambuca lit on fire and poured down an ice luge. The liquid evaporates before exiting, leaving waiting co-eds parched and sober.

I went to Mardi Gras and all I got was this “I got Sloodered” baby tee. That slippery slooder will get you every time.

by Swarflington September 27, 2023