cockmeat slider

A typical cockmeat sandwich but In slider form. For when you need your cockmeat sandwich on the go and don’t have the hand capacity or time for an old fashioned cockmeat hoagie. People usually consume more than one during a sitting.

Glen: “oh darn my train to Baltimore leaves in 5 minutes, I’m so hungry”
Keith: “you should of gotten a cockmeat slider like me, they’re perfect for on the go trips”!

by Grizlord JR. January 29, 2018

Clean Slider

When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.

Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
I had a clean slider man.

by very epic mans May 12, 2021

Slider

A fully licensed and professional massage therapist who occasionally slides below the sheet to perform a sexual happy ending for the extra tip.

My massage therapist starting working a little too close to my junk, so I asked if she was a slider and was very happy with the answer.

by brain2777 June 16, 2021

Skeet Slider

Someone who narrowly rides the line between creepy and cute.

Person 1 - " Did you hear about so and so?"
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."

by The Skeet Man November 30, 2022

Ripping a Slider

The act of sharting (Shit Farting) for an elongated period of time uncontrollably.

Dang Nizbit you like ripping a slider?

I despise the act of ripping a slider!

Paul i think you need to have a wipe after ripping that filthy slider!

by thehorsewithnoname November 22, 2011

Socks and Sliders

There’s not much to say over here, socks and sliders are the worst feet wear choice that you could EVER do in your entire life, and in some countries this kind of “combination” is almost offensive.

Like, for real mann, don’t.

Me: *has a friend*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*

by randomguyfromitaly August 23, 2019

Slider

A women that is not important to you after sexual activities

Aye bro you tryna let me fuck with that slider you messed with?

by DEKUABITCH September 18, 2020