Elmo slide

A dance, commonly done by Elmo. Like the Cha-Cha slide but for small children.

Teacher: What should we do for recess?
Small children: The Elmo Slide!

by carl from school October 7, 2021

slide of pride

Refers to someone returning to his/her residence after unplanned sex one night. Walk of shame or similar circumstance. More often used for men than women, but it applies to both.

I caught John on a slide of pride this morning!

Suzy's slide of pride was great today!

by LHK May 17, 2006

happy-slide

When you're walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. This effortless passage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.

walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, I've just done a happy-slide.

by Used ink August 30, 2010

Slide-bum

Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.

Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?

by miscuzi July 11, 2021

Cobra Slide

Often times the fastest way to get somewhere, even if it is the most dangerous.

The chance of fatally crashing a car on the interstate is about 1/10,000, but taking the cobra slide unprepared is a sure death sentence.

by Father of Time May 6, 2021

Piano Slide

(v.)to slide ones penis across another person's teeth(provided they have teeth). The teeth represent the keys of a piano.

I tuned Scott's mother's piano with a vicious piano slide(with my dick);)

by keo90 February 11, 2009

Pop A Slide

A modern version of "Take this job and shove it!!". A perpetrater gets utterly fed up with his or her job and quits in a spectacular style.

Flight attendant Steve: These passengers are barbaric, I can't take it anymore!

Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?

Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.

Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.

by Duderston August 12, 2010