A Skeeter

A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !

Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.

by Lisa7752 July 7, 2010

Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

justin skeepers

Justin sleepers a boy with a very small dick who brags about being big in size yet he looks like he needs a disabled sign on his back and he says he can bench 90 kg he is also called big man

Hey look he has a small dick is that Justin skeepers

by Big boy000000 September 27, 2018

cheese skeeter

A derogatory term that refers to people who are sexually attracted to cheese and like show it in public settings.

Oh look there’s that god damn cheese skeeter

by Zwazee April 25, 2023

dirty skeeter

When your partner rubs their nose into your juicy fart while giving you a nut hummer from the rear while you yell SKEET SKEET!. (Aka-The skidder)

I rode my ol ladies face while getting a dirty skeeter last night

by Komplykatedluvah August 8, 2023

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021