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Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard
Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy
by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022
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skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages
Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱
by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024
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skateboarding

When two guys (particularly both in a cis relationship) abandon their girlfriends all summer to get down and freaky like two humpback whales.
"we wuz only skateboarding all summer... she don't even like skateboarding smh"
by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024
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skateboard head

A kid in your 7th grade class that will not stop calling u mac and cheese.Also roles a tiny skateboard over your head and that then got it stuck in your hair.
by McKaylea March 3, 2020
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skateboards

titties that seperate….
Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards
by BigDInTheHouse December 14, 2022
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Skateboard

So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one
My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$
by A person who skateboards April 8, 2020
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