When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
by crackcocainmofo December 11, 2014
The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
by turnerandcooch January 23, 2013
He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.
Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!
The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!
The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
by JDawggie September 17, 2010
An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
Moving one's body back and forth in a vineyly fashion. This skill takes years to master, although, many people have been caught accidentaly doing the Viney shuffle. This is not a situation you would want to find yourself in.
As Viney said her monologue on stage, she began to awkwardly move back in forth. She was doing the Viney shuffle
by Viney's Master December 04, 2010
When a man sticks his penis in between two thicc women's booties and shakes back and forth between them until ejaculation.
by N16H7SL1C3 October 19, 2017
A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.
by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009