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Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.
Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive
by DatisnitqBoi October 23, 2018
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Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!
“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.
by Moltens September 4, 2018
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Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids
Shrek came and raped that 8 year old
by aa99000 September 20, 2016
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Shrek

Shrek is the king we all warship him and his smexyness. GET OUT ME SWAMP.
Oh shrek? Yes, he the leader of our swamp
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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Shrek

when you think of onions and you get a boner; or you are cutting onions and you start to finger yourself wile moaning Shrek is love Shrek is life
jeff: i was cutting onions and i got a large shrek
Cletus: The masked anal avenger is shrek
Jeff: get the green candles (^-^) 8-----------------)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
by The Real OgreLord July 22, 2016
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Shrek

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby
by Spn21 December 24, 2016
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