seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015

Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.

He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

Seeing Double

Seeing the same thing twice. Not a deja vu, but a reoccurring motive. Seeing Double can occur when a behaviour or action is copied, and presented. It leads to a question of authenticity.

When Andrew copied Jimmy, I swore I was seeing double! It's like it had all been done before, with a lack of originality in Andrew's performance.

by REBel Siren February 21, 2021

Seeing shrimp

Very tired; falling asleep.

Man, I’m seeing shrimp, I gotta go lay down

by GareWolf June 8, 2022

Seeing Green

Envious; Jealous; feeling envious; feeling jealous.

If seeing red means very angry, well technically seeing green is being envious and/or jealous.

1. He is seeing green on their brand new Nike.
2. Seeing green is not a healthy emotions.

by sharerainbows March 14, 2023

Serving cock

The masculine equivalent of serving cunt but for the fuckin lads.
It’s a mind set.

* bro walks In looking dapper as hell*
* other bro* “ damn dawg your serving cock”

by Pawg Daddy May 10, 2023

plug seeking

The often desperate plight of the smartphone user. Said users are always looking for another hit of electricity to sustain the user's ever-increasing demand for power to support 3G and other intensive battery-draining device activities. Plug seekers can often be identified publicly in airports, coffeehouses or sitting along the walls of conference sessions.

A: Why is Barbara sitting all alone in the corner? Is she being anti-social today?
B: Nah -- she's plug seeking, and it's the only place she could find an open outlet. Another half-hour and she'll be forcibly powered down. Then you'll see anti-social.

by Matthew Lake February 26, 2010