scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.

"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

scrotum tennis

when you are playing tennis with you and your boys scrotum

Hey Jake, up for a game up scrotum tennis later with the boys?

by niggerswillburninhell February 20, 2019

screeching scrotum

when you scratch you balls too much and it causes then to be rubbed raw

last night after masterbating i scratched my balls so much i had a screeching scrotum

by robert The Dood October 23, 2017

scrotum mask

Grabbing your nutsack and spreading it over someone's face.

Look at Kathy, she's using Mark as her scrotum mask.

by Penis Scrotum Pack August 25, 2008

scrotum lagoon

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.

Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!

by Minxy Noodle December 15, 2011