pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are tag teaming a girl and you all shoot your own shot but then play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus! Did you and Karl run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea brother, Karl started in first and then we both played our balls into the hole." - Shamus
"Whoa" - Larry

by Richard Hasherpes September 21, 2022

9:30 Scramble

Makin' a fat egg scramble when the boys need a big meal at 9:30pm

*takes bong rip*
man it's time for a 9:30 scramble

by TheBoys1492 June 17, 2018

Scrambly

To complete an action so quickly it becomes inaccurate.

If he hadn’t have done his homework so fast the teacher wouldn’t have accused him of completing it scrambly

by JezzaPezza December 26, 2020

Chicken Scrambles

A Southern Indianian delicacy consisting of scrambled eggs and chicken (usually fried).

"Maaaa!!! Fix me up some scrambles!"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"

by Trump4Prez September 11, 2016